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Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
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Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.


P.S.

This student was EINSTEIN.
  • Mood: Triumph
  • Listening to: Bon Jovi
  • Reading: The Tipping Point
  • Watching: My Little Pony
  • Playing: Skyrim
  • Eating: Pancakes
  • Drinking: Diet Coke

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~Cokeacola101
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Your name is THERESE.

You have a wide variety of BIZARRE INTERESTS, including watching DVD MUSICALS, doing ORIGAMI, playing VIDEO GAMES, and listening to ANY KIND OF MUSIC THAT ISN’T COUNTRY. Several of your other interests are expressed by POSTERS you have hanging around your room and your LIKES on FACEBOOK.

You love DUCT TAPE. You love it so much that your strife specibus is set to DUCTTAPEKIND. A lot of your friends are kind of weirded out by your obsession, but they kind of weird you out, too, so that’s okay.

You are not particularly social, but you are seen as FRIENDLY. Many of your friends are GAMERS like yourself, but most of them are better at video games than you because you AREN'T VERY GOOD.

You like to keep things simple, so you don’t bother with any complex fetch moduses. You just prefer sticking to your POCKET MODUS, where you can take anything out whenever you want but with a limited amount of cards.

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~xXxBMTHxXx Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That was a good flipping anime, yo.

Sorry, I erased that journal and some other things. xD

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So now I'm forging ahead,
past all the plutocrats who sold me out.
Go sob in your bed,
if life is twice as pretty once your dead.
Then send me a card.
I'm still the optimist, though it is hard,
When all you want to be
is in a dream.

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:iconcokeacola101:
:iconyunofaceplz: But... Y?!
Was it something I said? Something you said? I'm so confused.

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~xXxBMTHxXx Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconmegustaplz:

I DID IT BECAUSE THE WRONG PEOPLE WERE READING MY POOP

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So now I'm forging ahead,
past all the plutocrats who sold me out.
Go sob in your bed,
if life is twice as pretty once your dead.
Then send me a card.
I'm still the optimist, though it is hard,
When all you want to be
is in a dream.

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:iconcokeacola101:
:iconinglipplz: PEOPLE CAN READ YOUR POOP?

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~xLilWolfGirlx Dec 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Give ♥ This♥ To ♥ The ♥ Twelve ♥ Nicest ♥ People ♥ You ♥ Know ♥ If ♥ You ♥ Get ♥ Five ♥ Back ♥ You ♥ Must ♥ Be ♥ Perfect ♥

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~Asterii Dec 10, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Shoot this arrow▬▬▬► to 10 people you're glad you met. . . If you get 5 back you have a ~ BIG HEART

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Not all who wander are lost
JRR Tolkien
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~onedaysoon Oct 26, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I ENJOY YOUR DANNY PHANTOM PONY. SO MUCH.

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:damphyr: "A Hero need not speak, for when he is gone, the world will speak for him."
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:iconcokeacola101:
I'm so glad you noticed it was DP. So glad.
Seriously though, watch MLP:FiM.

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~onedaysoon Oct 26, 2011  Student Digital Artist
i've seen a couple episodes. it's on my list.

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Good, it should be there. Right on that list of some sort.

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~Purinna Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Shoot this arrow▬▬▬► to 10 people you're glad you met. . . If you get 5 back you have a ~ BIG HEART

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God is too big for one religion.

Everyone needs a hug. FROM COLLET!!!
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~xLilWolfGirlx Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
TAG. [link]

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NO. :iconragefaceplz:

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~xLilWolfGirlx Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
D:

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~xLilWolfGirlx Oct 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Shoot this arrow▬▬▬► to 10 people you're glad you met. . . If you get 5 back you have a ~ BIG HEART

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